Ever Wonder?

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

 

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

 

Why you never see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

 

Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

 

Why doctors call what they do "practice"?

 

Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

 

Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?

 

Why the time of day with the slowest traffic is called rush hour?

 

Why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food?

 

Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?

 

Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

 

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

 

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

 

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

 

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

 

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?